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Joke of the Day
"I am not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people"
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"The cemetery down the street seems like it's a pretty exclusive club People are dying to get in"
"Why is singing like autoerotic asphyxiation? Because sometimes you just gotta belt it out"
"When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all... ...I guess Canada fears change"
"The Boston snowstorm so was bad the Canadians reported on it. They called it Tuesday."
"How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I'll let you know if we can be friends."
"Where did the kid with adhd go? Aushwitz"
"The CDC has updated their rules for handling Ebola: 1) put your left leg in 2) take your left leg out 3) shake it all about"
"[Courtroom] Judge: Have you been up before me? Convict: I don't know, Judge. What time were you up this morning?"
"A frog parked his car in the handicapped spot. It got toad."