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Joke of the Day

"Do you believe in God? ""Do you believe in God?"" ""Of course! There's only one J.C. for me!"" AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! !!!"

"i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on 0 and im listening to everyones conversations because im a true spy kid"

"""Hey, that shit looks fun. Don't do that."" - religion"

"What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe? You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs."

"If a pun is the lowest form of humor... Does that make a bun the lowest form of bread?"

"So I was in bed with this woman and she said, ""Not in the ass."" I said, ""Hey, it's my thumb, it's my ass. If you don't like it, go in the other room."" Garry Shandling"

"I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because the 7 didn't fucking bend."

"Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians.. .. It's called Trydixagain."

"Who are the greatest philosophers today? The TSA. They are always asking people, ""Who are you?"", ""Where did you come from?"", ""Why are you here?"", and ""Where are you going?"""