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Joke of the Day

"Hey dude, want some sodium hypobromite? NaBrO, I'm good."

"If mummies are from egypt, then where are daddies from?"

"What do 9 out of 10 people always agree on? Gang rape What do those 9 disagree about? The order"

"Fish I've got a great pet fish. I called him home. He is an absolutely wonderful fish! You might even say there's no plaice like home!"

"I m married a girl with acute angina... After a couple of kids it was gone."

"I put my pants on like everyone else... As the cop taps on the glass and shines his high beam in my face."

"I don't get why men always want have sex with women. The women are always on the receiving end."

"I'm wearing that smile you gave me "

"Did you hear what happened when the cheese factory blew up!? Da Brie went everywhere!!"

"I'm on a version of the Paleo Diet where I eat anything I want knowing that my fossilized remains will be plenty thin in 2.5 million years."