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Joke of the Day

"I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you'd better do what I meant and not what I said."

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"...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out."
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"Fridge My fridge has been acting weird, I guess it's bi-polar."
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"Why won't people let Hitler go to the Bar-BQ? He'll just burn the Frank's!"
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