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Joke of the Day

"They say you shouldn't smoke or drink when pregnant. I disagree. Best give it a shot before you splash out on another abortion. Besides there are only so much hangers in the world."

"Why You Should Never Be Late for a Speaking Engagement An important public speaking lesson wrapped up in a good, clean joke."

"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."

"Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!"

"how can you tell if you have amnesia? what was the question?"

"Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled ""Maybe it's not us, it's you..."""

"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same... Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal."

"Why is it called stand-up comedy? Because people in wheelchairs shouldn't be laughed at."

"My abs are so perfect... ...that i keep them safe and sound under a protective layer of beer belly."

"What do you call a lonely cow? Beef Jerky"