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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hobo with an afro? A frobo."
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"I've been winning egg hunts since before I was even born."
"What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ? the taste!"
"At what time does Sean Connery arrive at The Wimbledon? Tenish..."
"If Katt Williams had a nickel for every time he's been arrested... He'd put them in a sock and beat someone with it."
"Queen Elizabeth's horse tested positive for morphine and a mix of other powerful drugs. Sources say the queen is in denial. She thinks someone confused her horse's urine sample with Prince Harry's."
"Why do we call lady parts beavers? Because they devour wood."
"A white lie: ""No dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans""."
"What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !"
"Me: lets go on a date Her: umm Me: what could go wrong *25 minutes later we are being chased by a pack of raccoons*"