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Joke of the Day
"I think I have a medicine fetish. I get a boner when i take Viagra."
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"I'm even late for work when I work from home"
"Pretty unfair how gargoyles just monopolized rooftop perches."
"Star Wars meat joke As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: ""For those of you finding the Wookiee steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."""
"Germanwings 'Knock Knock' joke. *Knock Knock* Who's there? *A Germanwings pilot* A Germanwings pilot who? **LUBITZ, LET ME IN GODDAMNIT, YOU'RE GONNA CRASH THE PLANE!!**"
"How do you stop water from running? Don't pay the water bill."
"How does a witch tell time? With a witchwatch."
"What does an octopus have ten of? Tickles..."
"What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."