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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a British Redditor posts a Showerthought about wiping til the tissue turns red? A bloody shitpost."

"Alcohol and calculus don't mix... ...never drink and derive."

"2 guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks"

"Dark Humour Dark humour is not everyone's cup of liquidised dead baby"

"A public restroom I was in had a sign that said ""Flush toilet paper only"" and I just thought Well, shit"

"Play on Words I really want to come up with a play on words but I don't know how it will do in front of an audience."

"I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive."

"What do you call an elephant with a poor memory? A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry."

"No matter how kind you are.... German kids are kinder."

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, yoda was."