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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a British Redditor posts a Showerthought about wiping til the tissue turns red? A bloody shitpost."

"Why does an elephant have 4 Feet? Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches."

"Some numbers walk into an Irish pub. 2 orders an Irish Car Bomb. 1 says ""2, please!"""

"Did you hear Al Gore's new electronic / R&B album? It's called al-gore-rhythms."

"I don't know, the friend zone sounds like a cool place with pizza and laser tag"

"I've been on this new Vodka diet. It's great, I've lost 3 days already!"

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."

"Japan won't get Fallout 4 until December 17th, but that's okay, they got the original fallout 70 years before us."

"What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids."

"Why did the Console peasant cross the Road? To render the Building on the other Side"