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Joke of the Day
"When do terrorists go to bed? 9:11pm"
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"Roman mythology in 3 words The fuck's plagiarism?"
"""Sorry I'm late"" Why are there scratches all over your face? ""Jujitsu training"" You can scratch in jujitsu? ""It's my cat's best move"""
"When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now"
"The Spanish word of the day is wheelchair. Ex. There's only one donut left, so wheelchair."
"Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!"
"I consider it a personal victory everytime that I don't ask a person wearing a leg cast if they've broken their leg."
"Why were the Boston Marathon Bombings worse than Hitler? (OFFENSIVE) Because they actually managed to end a race."
"What did the cork say to the bottle? If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you."