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Joke of the Day

"Why were the Boston Marathon Bombings worse than Hitler? (OFFENSIVE) Because they actually managed to end a race."

"Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes SIR!"

"Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about? You always end up going off onto tangents."

"How are women and tornadoes alike? They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"I can't believe this couple has been together for 22 years. DEEZ NUTS."

"What did the beaver say when his house burned down? Damn"

"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying them around"

"The Doctor said I should stop with all this phone sex. He said I might get hearing aids."

"The Obama Administration just created 100 million jobs @ Dell and Comcast by cutting power in India."

"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit"