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Joke of the Day
"Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!"
Next Joke
"Hey, black licorice, stop calling yourself ""candy"". You are nothing but a chewy fart and we both know it."
"Tim Cook bravely announces he's gay. The world pats his hand like a kindly grandmother. ""We know, dear."""
"What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A Manila folder"
"This will make you feel old: Die Hard came out 67 years ago today."
"A man is at the airport. The airline attendant asks the man, ""Do you have any baggage?"" He replies, ""I haven't talked to my parents in 3 years, I have depression, and I'm still a virgin."""
"Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!"
"Traffic lights are so shy the closer I get to them, the more likely they are to go red"
"At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?"
"My girlfriend left me.... she said she was sick of my tree puns what a beech"