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Joke of the Day

"I'm not Racist I love blacks, I think everyone should have one."

"Wanna hear my vegetable joke? Nah, It's too corny."

"I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: ""Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."""

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist"

"What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hairline."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? *Christopher Walken*"

"Facebook does NOT need a dislike button. It's just gonna start more drama."

"You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish."

"In New York someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."

"I once dated someone with really smelly feet, the smell used to bring tears to my eyes... It was like someone was chopping bunions."