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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist"

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"""You've reached 911"" Knock knock ""Sir ple-"" Knock knock ""This is not-"" Knock knock ""ok, who's there?"" Ben ""Ben who"" Ben shot real bad ""NICE"""
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"A Mick and Wop walk into a sub shop One orders the Italian, the other orders a filthy stinking drunk."
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