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Joke of the Day
"How do people get their drivers to murder someone? Mine sulks if I ask him to fetch groceries."
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"Friend: ""Omg, your parents are so nice!"" ... You: ""It's because you`re here.."""
"What do you call a speeding vegetable? Michael Schumacher."
"I'm very serious about my cereal. I'm all about that Life."
"Liverpool football club"
"What rock group has four men that don't sing? mount rushmore"
"What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat? Grandpa. :("
"I'm my own worst enemy, but there are literally hundreds of people tied for second place."
"Have you heard about the gay boogeyman? He'll hide anywhere *except* your closet."
"I was roasting meat and accidentally stabbed myself with a meat thermometer and blood is gushing out. I'm done."