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Joke of the Day
"What rock group has four men that don't sing? mount rushmore"
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"8yo [looking at a poorly wrapped gift] was Santa drunk when he wrapped this? Me: that's purely speculation"
"I got pulled over by a female cop... When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said ""NOTHING"""
"Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road? he missed the rains down in africa"
"My grandparents worked hard to make sure their kids had everything and I'm working hard and not having kids to make sure I keep everything."
"Swimming Pool Joke Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"A good looking girl waved at me today... but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her."
"my boss tried to throw me under the bus.. and get me to agree with him."
"Have you got a Masturbation addiction? Message me, and we can beat it together"
"I'm addicted to Halloween! Nobody seems to know how to ""treat"" it"