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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the gay boogeyman? He'll hide anywhere *except* your closet."

"I haven't heard from DAEMON MAILER in years. I really hope he's okay..."

"I almost had to go the hospital today because a stranger threw a can of Pepsi at me... I'm just glad it was a soft drink. Otherwise, I would have had to get surgery."

"I went to check out a premature ejaculators' support group this morning But it turns out it's tomorrow."

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."

"I wrote a theatrical performance based on puns... It was a play on words."

"Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived."

"What's the singular form of 'werewolves'? I am a wolf"

"What do you call a pig behind a car wheel? A ham brake !"

"How do you make a horomone? You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )"