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Joke of the Day

"What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam? ""The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"""

"What did the bird say to the other bird Bro, do you even drosophila melanogaster ?"

"What do you call the procedure for female to male sex change? A stitchadicktomy"

"Why is there a bucket of shit at an Italian wedding? To keep the flies off of the bride."

"[news anchor] ""Up next, can more sex lead to a healthier & happier-"" *wife changes channel*"

"People r afraid of boogers. I bet u could rob a bank with a booger! Folks in the bank would back up! Police would be puzzled tho: A Bogger?!"

"I recently quit my job at a wind farm... It turns out i'm not a big fan"

"In Catholicism, souls have mass."

"What do you do with your gum when there isn't a trash can/little kid's hair to throw it in?"

"Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work? A Remote control"