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Joke of the Day
"In Catholicism, souls have mass."
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"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope"
"*walks in stumbling* Jesus, Paul how much have you had?!? ""Just a couple shots"" Oh that's not bad then *flashback to Paul injecting heroin*"
"I ate peanut butter and got an allergic reaction. I got sued."
"What did the fat piece of shit say when he screwed up? Sorry that I screwed up **lards**."
"A dyslexic guy... Walks into a bra."
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