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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a blond standing on her head? a brunette with bad breath..."
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"What do you call a red-headed baker? A Ginger-bread man"
"Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise."
"What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino? HellifIknow!"
"Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say ""people like this are out there."""
"Why will I go down in history? I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too."
"Toaster are like gremlins for people who are on a diet or don't want to kill themselves. 1. Do not get wet 2. Do not feed after midnight"
"Did you know Canada was initially spelled Cnd? But when they pronounced it, the word came out ""C-eh"" ""N-eh"" ""D-eh"""
"Q: How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle? A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction"
"You call it the Friend Zone. I call it Palcatraz."