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Joke of the Day
"You call it the Friend Zone. I call it Palcatraz."
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"I like to thanks my fingers,I can always count on them,my arm,they're always by my side,and my leg for always supporting me"
"3 mods walk into a strip club [removed]"
"Asians offer Whites the secret to telling them apart. Whites accept but deliver message to the wrong Asian."
"How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He 'fell'."
"Why did the man go fishing? Just for the halibut."
"Perfect timing! This lined up perfectly couldn't resist! http://imgur.com/zR7wcds"
"""Oh you just put lotion on? You're not going anywhere."" - Doorknob"
"When she found the ring in the spaghetti she said yes, but the more rings she found the madder she got, and eventually she changed her mind."
"How to tell if you are gay 1. Have sex with another man 2. If you enjoyed it, you're gay 3. If you didn't, you're still gay"