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Joke of the Day

"Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile."

"What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits."

"why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta"

"When I play rock paper scissors I always pick Rock because Dwayne Johnson shows up and punches my opponent."

"How do they separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a crowbar."

"I was so excited when all my teachers called my work outstanding I haven't even handed it in yet!"

"Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy."

"If at first you don't succeed Skydiving may not be for you"

"Religion That is all"

"Boss: Project's way behind. Suggestions? I'm willing to try anything. Me: *raises hand* Him: Anything but ""helper monkeys"" Me: *lowers hand*"