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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter"

"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it on one side, then throw it in the pot!"

"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."

"Why do black people have white palms? (NSFW) Because everybody needs a little good in them. *Found in my Spanish text book in 6th grade... kids man"

"Never tell a joke about a midget. They can come back to bite you on the ass"

"Pretty sure my dog is even ashamed of me right now, and I've seen him do some questionable shit. Don't ask."

"Telling me to calm down is the easiest way to get me to tell you to go fuck yourself."

"It wouldn't be appropriate for me to comment further but that's not going to stop me."

"i tried to ignore my girlfriend's bulimia but she kept bringing it back up"

"Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out? On the Yeast Side."