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Joke of the Day
"Never throw a battery at someone You'll get charged with battery"
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"Did you hear about the emo pizza? He topped himself."
"I bet firemen ""super-bidet"" each other when they're bored."
"At my age Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing."
"I did a Marquez impression in the hood... ... I was the magical realest."
"What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons? Special branch."
"""I see your bet and raise you all my hair since 6th grade. Oh and this pen."" ""Sir that's not- ""You got a problem with pens?"""
"What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers? Coop d'etah"
"Did you hear about the basketball tournament in Mexico? Its Juan vs. Juan"
"Kinda bored. Might shake things up by believing in Santa again."