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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons? Special branch."
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"Me: I'm ghosting him. Her: You stopped talking to him? Me: No, I'm showing up when he least expects it and scaring the shit out of him."
"What's the difference between your dick and your money? I can find a lot of girls that'll blow your money."
"Why did the pharaoh retire? Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme"
"My bike wheel really surprised me the other day. It spoke"
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