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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!"

"Seal walks into a club ..."

"Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread."

"My friend went to mime school... Haven't heard from him since. HAHAHALOLOLOO SO FUNNY SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME"

"Anybody hear about those two car antennas that got married? Supposedly the wedding was alright but the reception was great ;)"

"Do you like Knock Knock jokes? Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize."

"My birthday is the 26th, the day of the first Presidential Debate. I do love comedy on my birthday!"

"I told my friends I'm going on a date with a cute girl. They told me she's imaginary, but joke's on them, so are they."

"more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Beyonce running through your veins"

"In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon. You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality."