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Joke of the Day

"I'm no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be: ""oh you think BUSH was terrible?"""

"Why did Hitler always win at limbo? Because no one else could stoop any lower."

"Help me out, I don't know any white jokes"

"Other silverware probably hates the large spoon that wears skinny jeans, Keds, and thick rimmed glasses. Nobody likes a hipstirrer."

"What do gays and Donald Trump have in common? They're fucking assholes."

"How did the Jewish Pedophile try to pick up kids? Hey, you kids wanna buy some candy?"

"Not really a joke Girl dyed her hair red, I asked ""does the carpet match the drapes? She said, no; ""Waxed hardwood floor"""

"Wait, there's a big difference. Did you say I look like THE Rock or did you say I look like A rock?"

"I once dated a woman who was half-Chinese, half-Haitian. She did Voodoo acupuncture."

"If you want to know if a girl is into you, look at her feet. If they point away from you she's not interested, if they're behind her ears she's very interested."