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Joke of the Day

"Do you like Knock Knock jokes? Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize."

"One thing I like about Facebook... It's my space."

"I've lost most of my hearing, but it's okay because it turns out the only thing people say to me is ""nothing, never mind."""

"How do Itallian chefs swap emails? By spaghett-e-mail!"

"I was awakened last night by the bulimic lady in the apartment next door. I knocked on her door and said: ""Please keep it down!"""

"If I had a nickle for every time I heard the word Diversity at the Oscars.. I still wouldn't give a shit."

"If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it's because I have drugs missing."

"Today should be called bridge day.. 'Cause I'm over it"

"I will never eat at Chick-Fil-A because of its owner's bigotry. Thank god every other corporation is run by kind, forward-thinking people!"

"My son asked me this morning what self-reference meant? [this should explain it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3vm6mw)"