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Joke of the Day
"How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?? Slow down and grab some lube!!"
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"How does a sloth hang itself? By trying to jump rope."
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"Cockroach logic A cockroach can make your girl scream louder than you can. Hence the first part of its name."
"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck her."
"What does the rest of the colony call an old ant? An antique."
"If I were a fly on the wall, I'd probably be the slow, uncoordinated one that makes someone feel like a ninja for killing me on first try."
"What is 6.9? Sex interrupted with a period!"
"Doggy style, because sometimes you both just like the same tv show."
"I'm very English. I ordered a book off the internet the other day called ""How to have nothing to do with your neighbours"" Unfortunately, I was out when it arrived..."