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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio"
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"Why does Saturday stink? Because it has a turd in it."
"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."
"My computer crashed a few hours into writing my paper looks like I'm gonna have to write my name and the date again"
"What do you see when you go to the tiny beach? Microwaves."
"A black man and a feather fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The feather. The black man is stopped by the rope."
"[wife gets home & sees shit on the rug] What's this? ""It was Rover he w.."" *dog makes throat slice gesture* ""It was me. I shit on the rug"""
"Ladies... don't jump to conclusions that your boyfriend is cheating just because he never wants you to look at his phone. It's probably just full of porn"
"She said she liked it doggystyle, so I sniffed her butt then peed on the carpet"
"Dog: I like pizza. Me: You've never had pizza. Dog: It's food. Me: So? Dog: So I like it. Me: I'm not giving you my pizza."