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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Cough-Choke-Cough-Gag-Cough*"
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"What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Hey, guy in Prius blasting heavy metal - decide which type of annoying person you want to be."
"Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would look silly."
"What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses? Hippocampus!"
"The inventor of the toilet must've had a rough time at his presentation. ""Oh here comes Gary with his poop throne idea"""
"Why do crowd control police go earlier to work? To beat the crowd."
"Jesus walks on water and everyone is impressed. I walk on water and I'm seriously concerned about this ice breaking..."
"Did you hear about the hippy that drowned at the beach? Apparently he was too far out."
"Dog Jokes I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call him."