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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a naked musician? A Natural"
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"My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it you can smell the ocean."
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"Drugs are bad...when they wear off."
"[my first day working on The Avengers set] *leans over to Joss Whedon* I hear this Josh Sweden guy is a real dork"