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Joke of the Day
"What do Asians do when they have an erection? They vote"
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"they say each cigarette you smoke takes 7-11 minutes off your life, last year i smoked 11,000 i dont look a day younger"
"My signature move is not caring which one yours is."
"What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny? ""Hey, this looks new!"""
"Bruce Willis is never content with how hard he dies."
"Why do we rub ourselves To rubadubdbub"
"FOUND: 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED RATS LIVING IN LOCAL DUMPSTER. PLEASE CONTACT IF YOUR 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED PET RATS ARE MISSING."
"are you my appendix because i don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out"
"My drug dealer cracks me up."
"Tell someone, ""You wore that shirt the day after yesterday"" and see how long it takes them to get it."