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Joke of the Day
"Got in a fight with the wife so I didn't let her sleep on the couch with me last night."
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"""Say hello to my little friend"" Great Movie Quote. Terrible bedroom talk."
"Remember how much you used to like this song?- Car ads."
"-Babe, I can't find the condom, what if we don't use it? -Sure, I'm ready to be a mother anyways. -No, no. Look, I found it!"
"I used to be an expert on the DunningKruger effect... ...but then I began to learn more about it."
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"What did the milk say after it got beat? ...It's butter this way"
"Love doesn't walk away, people do."
"Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, ""Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today."" The grandson says, ""No, you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""
"I have one trophy on reddit. Dust"