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Joke of the Day

"dddddddddd ddddddddd dddddddddd ddd ddddddd ddddd dddd Sorry my keyboard was broken. I fixed it by giving my keyboard some Prozac because it was d-pressed."

"I told this girl that I was an architect. It's true in a way, since I now have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up."

"I don't always say bye... but when I do, it's to Felicia"

"Meanwhile at the drugstore... What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication? You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist."

"Jokes about communism are funny... Unless you share them with everybody"

"A Christmas Wish Little Johnny wrote a letter to Santa, Dear Santa Claus Please send me a sister for Christmas Santa wrote back, Dear Little Johnny Please send me your mother"

"I'm boycotting 50 Shades of Grey because it perpetuates the stereotype that men can change."

"Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?"

"Why didn't the drummer commit the crime? He couldn't handle the repercussions."

"TIFU Now the disc is not playable."