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Joke of the Day

"dddddddddd ddddddddd dddddddddd ddd ddddddd ddddd dddd Sorry my keyboard was broken. I fixed it by giving my keyboard some Prozac because it was d-pressed."

"What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered."

"How do you know your sister is having her period? Your father's dick tastes like blood."

"I went to go see my therapist without my clothes on. I told him I didn't feel very sane. My therapist said, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest"

"Me: I've been constipated for 2 months. Friend: No shit?"

"I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna."

"""Why didn't any of you go back and kill Hitler?"" TIME TRAVELER: We prioritized stopping Zortho the Endless Scourge in 1935. ""Who?"" TT: Bingo"

"Austria's Conchita Wurst wins Eurovision amid Russia, Ukraine tensions Click on the link to watch the video in youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZlqNfZr40"

"Hurricanes, famine, disease, war crimes, child molestation, political corruption. And Jesus appears to mankind on a slice of toast."