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Joke of the Day
"Exercise never hurt anyone... ... unless you run marathons. (Braces for downvotes)"
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"I used to be addicted to soap But im clean now"
"Whenever someone says ""Let's kill two birds with one stone"", I wonder what they did wrong. Probably some kind of religious violation."
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"
"What's the difference between a cow and 911? You stop milking a cow after 14 years.."
"What do you call a Finn, who gets something done? -Finnished"
"A man suffering Crohns Disease who speaks to the deceased is currently fornicating with his obese wife. he's a small medium in large."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on him."