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Joke of the Day
"Periodic joke Do you have any Nitrogen Monoxide jokes? NO"
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"I work in retail, a married man made me laugh Me: Hi sir, can I help you? Him: Nah I'm just looking for my wife Me: Oh sorry, we don't sell wives here Him: Good! Else you'd get a lot of returns!"
"Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police."
"mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh."
"You know what's a good joke? The CSS of this subreddit"
"A knock knock joke from Westeros Knock knock Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? ...Hodor"
"Tomorrow is Saturday... ...that means i only have to worry about work, i don't have to actually be there."
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"""
"What do you call a boat made of cat shit? a caturdamaran"
"When Santa's helpers take pics of themselves is it called an Elfie?"