199414

Joke of the Day

"What does a gay women look for in a man? Lesbi-honest, they don't."

"Fur Coats will make you into a Man They really put hair on your chest."

"A Jew wakes up with morning wood and runs right into a wall. What does he say? Ouch, my nose!"

"Someday I want to write a book titled ""The most erogenous spelling errors"". *erroneous"

"COP: We have reports of u blasting music. ME: Sorry I'll keep the Metallica down COP: We were told it was Britney Spears ""Lucky."" On repeat."

"I'm glad twitter is new because nobody needs to see Michelangelo rt'ing every time someone mentions how majestic the Sistine Chapel is."

"Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator."

"My son's soccer coach just said, ""You can't spell ""triumph"" without 'try,'"" and the look my son and I shared will bond us forever."

"What's the benefit of having sex with 24 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology.... It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time."