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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mermaid bring to math class? An algae-bra."
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"What does an expensive circumcision have in common with a cheap circumcision? They're both a rip-off."
"They say that American beer is like having sex on a canoe. It's fucking close to water."
"How small you are in the universe In class there is a sub in class and is talking about how small I am in the universe and I reply ""teacher I'm small in the universe but I know were I'm big"""
"Someone told me they dont get tattoos cuz ""you dont put bumper stickers on a Ferrari"" which was weird bc he was a 92 Chevy caprice at best"
"What do Chefs and Murderers have in common? The best ones clean up after themselves"
"Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?"
"*checking out of Hotel California* You can check-out any time you like ""Okay yes, now"" But you can never leave! ""Ugh where's your manager"""
"A secretary and her boss Secretary: do you wanna go out for dinner tonight? Boss: I don't know. Check if im free while I go get some coffee."
"Sex is like ping pong A never ending push and pull until one partner loses the ball"