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Joke of the Day

"Homework. Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge."

"A friend of mine offered to tell me a joke using the UDP protocol, but then warned me I might not get it."

"What is the average temperature of a Tonton? Lukewarm"

"*watching an old Lassie show Me: How come you can't do those things? Dog (mutters): If we had a well I'd push you into it."

"Fortune Teller: I see a trip in your future Me [cancelling a week-long trip to Peru]: haha nope. wrong, idiot. [fall down stairs as I leave]"

"Did you hear about the baker who became a fisherman? He's reeling in the dough!"

"What do you get when you cross a lion with a stone? Killed."

"My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, ""Who else would I cheat on?"""

"Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection? Because he was constantly nursing a semi."

"Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 1 second but instead I'm going to run over it 100 times with the vacuum at different angles."