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Joke of the Day

"To defeat Superman, Batman will sneak in Superman's house when he's asleep and dig for any weaknesses. You could say, he's going to creep tonight."

"What do we want? *A cure for Tourette's!* When do we want it? *FUCK!*"

"Why are the Irish so rich? Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe"

"Cop- Do you know why I pulled you over? Me- Because I fucked your mom? Cop- Get out of the car! Me- Wait! Don't I get another guess?"

"Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks, mosquitos, vampires... men."

"Someone told me it was as easy as pie It never ended"

"Why was diarrhoea classified under hereditary diseases? It runs in the Jeans."

"How did Godzilla get the job opportunity? Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall."

"When I die, I want to go like my grandpa..... Peacefully in my sleep, unlike them whinny kids screaming as the bus went off the cliff."

"What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas? ""All I want for christmas is yeux"""