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Joke of the Day

"Some say to let sleeping dogs lie But I say sleeping dogs should be held accountable for their actions"

"What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe? You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs."

"WIFE: The police are at the front door ME: *hiding a bag of donuts* Do they look mad?"

"Never! And i mean never! say the word ""Bnag"" It's bang out of order."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms"

"Why did the American flag get so fat? Because these colors don't run."

"I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again. joke by Tim Vine"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some chicks. (nephew made this joke, he's 5 years old :o)"

"Douce! The sound of a water balloon hitting a ""Trick Or Treater"" square in the face. Now try and have a Happy Halloween."

"The barman says: ""We don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon enters a bar."