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Joke of the Day

"Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"Whats the difference between a Polish woman and a hockey goalkeeper?? A hockey goalie changes his pads after 3 periods"

"What do you call a crime-solving blender. Deducer"

"How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery? Nun."

"Really cool thing about skateboards is you can take the wheels off and bash your skull in if you still use them in your forties."

"Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn't had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes."

"Husband is leaning dangerously out of window whilst he cleans it. Only thing stopping me from shoving him out is that he cleans the windows"

"How many dead babies, does it take to change a lightbulb? ...not 7, because it's still dark in my basement"

"My New Years resolution was to not have any sex. Apparently"

"I haven't heard from DAEMON MAILER in years. I really hope he's okay..."