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Joke of the Day
"Destroying the Death Star was a terrorist act. Allah Ackbar!!!!!"
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"I dropped my phone in the bath Now it's syncing."
"I saved a mans life today. He was choking. So i took my hands off his throat. and said, ""dont make me save your life again and use your blinker next time asshole."""
"What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist? Someone who shows up to your door for no reason."
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus."
"Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."
"nice try walmart, like im gonna spend $20 on a skeleton mask when i could easily just peel the flesh and muscle off my face for free"
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"I just paid to have my house exorcised... But I couldn't keep up with the repayments - so my house got Repossessed."
"Zayn leaving one direction is just like putting a fork into a sausage.. It leaves four little pricks."