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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Treant? He's thinking of leaving. Perhaps branching out, Maybe even going back to his roots. I'm not sure I wood do that. He's barking mad if you ask me."

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"There's no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants."
"Sex with me is like a German opera... Not really sure what's going on, and it ends with a fat chick shouting really loudly."
"Costume idea: Dress up like milkshake, wait in the yard."
"What kind of tree grows in your hand? A palm tree."
"Fun Game: 1. Be a couple without kids. 2. Hire a babysitter. 3. When they show up and ask where the kid is, scream, ""You lost it already?!?"""
"""we're out of bread"" ""ciabatta be kidding!"" [waiter takes out gun] ""make another bread pun and ur toast, pal... shit"" [i take out my gun]"
"I can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it It's true, I saw it with my own eyes"
"HEY PIGS STOP TRYING TO SWALLOW ENTIRE APPLES YOU KEEP DYING"
"The winner of Powerball should really invest in a diverse portfolio There's also Mega Millions, Tri-State, and SuperLotto."