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Joke of the Day

"The best thing about gay bars is that if someone turns their back to you it's not necessarily a bad thing"

"How many virgins do I get from dying of embarrassment? Does anyone know?"

"What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver? He said ""Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"""

"What's the difference between 6 million dollars and 6 million Jews? I give a fuck if you shove 6 million dollars in the oven"

"The Declaration of Independence was NOT written in Philadelphia. it was written in ink"

"I once went down on a girl without knowing she was on her period Boy was my face red."

"Coworkers What's the difference between a brown nose and a shit head? Depth perception."

"Why are the Mexicans building a wall? To keep Donald trump out of mexico"

"YouTube is the nicest company ever... They just want to even the playing field so their competitors have a chance to catch up to them."

"Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."