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Joke of the Day

"What is the reason for short people temper? They are closer to hell."

"What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common? Both of them are hard to pull out of."

"I thought she said ""tantrum sex"" and this is probably the most I've ever disappointed a woman."

"What did Bose say to Einstein about the weather? It's 0K"

"I'm interested in anything with a possible ""loss of appetite"" side effect."

"People need to stop with all the gay jokes... ...I mean, come on guys."

"What did the hungry computer programmer say? All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble."

"Two messiahs walk into a bar and the bartender says ""There's no prophet in this!"""

"I asked a Jewish girl her number She said she didn't have one, but could give me her grandfather's."

"When I die, my only wish is for my corpse to be respectfully catapulted onto a whitewater raft of people going down the Colorado river"