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Joke of the Day

"What did the hungry computer programmer say? All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble."

"12 year old girls are an untapped market."

"What is the best way to fuck a girl with no arms or legs? Throw her in a lake."

"You can find weed in almost every book go to page 420"

"Islam is a religion of peace. Piece of you over here, piece of you over there..."

"I eat a lot of swordfish. I like to be ready in case there's a food fight."

"Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg out, Put -spider hokey pokey"

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."

"Go to a Mexican restaurant, get a table for two, tell them you're waiting for your date & then eat free chips & salsa for 7 years."

"I'm a long-term thinker. For instance, the green bananas I bought will be delicious in 2 days."