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Joke of the Day
"I thought she said ""tantrum sex"" and this is probably the most I've ever disappointed a woman."
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"What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show? Lost"
"What would Forest Gump's Password be? 1Forest1"
"My archaeologist friend has invited me to a party to celebrate finding an ancient man's leg. It should be quite a shin-dig."
"Why didn't Ronda go to Prom? she got Holm schooled       [/r/funny told me to go here >.>]"
"What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve."
"What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg? The egg gets laid!"
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day Teach a man to fish, and pretty soon the fisheries will be collapsing."
"Q: What did the one giraffe say to the other giraffe? A: ""Holy shit I can talk."""
"The most sexist joke you've ever heard. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; give a man a vagina and you feed her for a lifetime."