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Joke of the Day

"Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize..... Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store."

"Why do blacks make good athletes? They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers."

"Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor? Because he didn't feel well."

"My scale is broken. It only seems to go up."

"What do you call an English rock band that is high? THE ROLLING STONED!"

"A Roman walks into a bar... and holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers please."""

"Research says that if you're afraid of spiders, you're most likely to find them in your bedroom. I'm afraid of men with accents so..."

"I don't drink so that I'm more fun to be around. I drink so that you're more fun to be around."

"Penn State We all know that older woman who go after younger guys are called cougars. Well older men who go after young boys are called Nittany Lions."

"""Oh is it by the Starbucks?"" Um... everything's by a Starbucks"