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Joke of the Day
"What's the craziest type of bread? Banana Nut Bread!"
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"They say treat others how you would like to be treated. Now I have to go out on a date with a guy and treat him like a princess."
"Dates a zombie: so someone finally likes me for my brain."
"What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They both circle Ur-anus in search of cling- ons. Boom! Still got it."
"If you watch the movie Twister backwards it's the story of friendly tornados saving lives, rebuilding destroyed towns and playing with cows."
"There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod"
"What do you call an alien with three balls? E.T. the extra testicle."
"What's loud and sounds like ""apples""? *APPLES!!!*"
"A man walks into a bar... ...and is sent to the hospital with a severe head injury."
"So it seems like Jared Fogle would get between five to twelve years That's his age range at least."